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a short list of irrational worries November 13, 2007

Filed under: kitteh, lists, nonsense, vidz — smartestcookie @ 12:11 am

so if my brain were a computer, let’s say a PC (even though i’m totally a mac girl), and you hit ctrl-alt-delete to see what programs were using the most memory or ram or whatever, my background worry program would be off the charts. this program would be one of those ones that runs in the background and has no purpose other than to suck up memory and such. my worrying is basically a virus in my brain.

so maybe writing some of them down will make them seem silly and i will stop? probably not. here goes anyway:

A SHORT LIST OF IRRATIONAL WORRIES
+ that i will lose control of my motor functions while my foot is on the brake and hit the pedestrians crossing the street at a red light.
+ that the one grey hair i found today has many friends ready to hatch and one day i will go prematurely grey.
+ that the cat’s newest behavior is a result of the diet that she’s on (see video below).

and now, stella:

 

please tell me this exists November 6, 2007

Filed under: links, nonsense, vidz — smartestcookie @ 1:06 am

 

foundations – kate nash October 3, 2007

Filed under: vidz — smartestcookie @ 6:36 pm

kate nash! why had i never heard of her before?! i heart british singers. and apparently she’s rather young (19 according to google?). also apparently lily allen is a fan of

so this is her song ‘foundations’ which was released in june. while it slightly bothers me when singers sing/talk about stupid things (see lyrics: “Don’t want to look at your face, ’cause it’s making me sick / You’ve gone and got sick on my trainers / only got these yesterday “), i can get over it because i love the chorus. yay new artist!

kate nash!