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grammar November 17, 2007
i am a good proof-reader. i like to pay attention to grammar rules. which is why i am in the facebook group “i judge you when you use poor grammar.”
tonight was sort of slow, so i was browsing the photos and i had to share two unbelievable ones.
1. check before you tattoo yourself. ask a friend. ask your tattoo artist. please.
added challenge: name that buffalo-originated musical artist!
2. the back story on this photo: this was ordered for a going-away party at an office. the office worker called the cake place (wal-mart) and told them they wanted the following message: “Best Wishes Suzanne, and underneath that, we will miss you“.
weird things seen while driving November 16, 2007
this is my response to dooey and rachel’s entries about weird things they saw on the road. while its definitely not as cool as giant tires or whole houses, it is two mattresses (or perhaps one mattress and a box spring) atop a SUV*, held on only by the gentlemen’s arms who were inside.
look again:
notice the arm. there was one on the other side and they were driving about 25 mph. which still seemed a bit ridiculous as buffalo can get pretty windy. what would happen if a gust of wind got under the front of the mattresses? hence why i was driving along side.
* grammar check: “a SUV” sounds funny – should it be “an SUV”? i should ask grammar girl.
my google search history is special. November 14, 2007
A LIST OF RECENTLY GOOGLED ITEMS (AND/OR PHRASES)
+ grey hair
+ wigs near 14214
+ toupee clips
+ “how big is a fat quarter?”
+ phantom wang
+ marshmellow guns
+ free trees
+ “do your nose and ears stop growing?”
+ funny smell coming from oven
+ squirrels safe to eat again
+ wrong!
a short list of irrational worries November 13, 2007
so if my brain were a computer, let’s say a PC (even though i’m totally a mac girl), and you hit ctrl-alt-delete to see what programs were using the most memory or ram or whatever, my background worry program would be off the charts. this program would be one of those ones that runs in the background and has no purpose other than to suck up memory and such. my worrying is basically a virus in my brain.
so maybe writing some of them down will make them seem silly and i will stop? probably not. here goes anyway:
A SHORT LIST OF IRRATIONAL WORRIES
+ that i will lose control of my motor functions while my foot is on the brake and hit the pedestrians crossing the street at a red light.
+ that the one grey hair i found today has many friends ready to hatch and one day i will go prematurely grey.
+ that the cat’s newest behavior is a result of the diet that she’s on (see video below).
and now, stella:
surprise surprise September 16, 2007
so i look like my mom by a billion % more then kenzilla. quel surprise.
something i bet you didn’t know:
nate looks like rob reiner (whoever that is, thank you wikipedia) and i look like angelina jolie. these results make me slightly more suspicious of myheritage.com.
