i’m not proud of it, but i do read thesuperficial.com on occasion, whether to make myself feel bad about my body or because i enjoy the witty writing, but i needed to share this. you NEED to read this post. i would paraphrase, but it would ruin it. all you need to know is that verne troyer is involved.
and sex.
and while i’m ahead, can i also share this? because its hilarity rating is off the charts.
“Yes, we can vote for George W. Bush in 2008. We have the right to write in the name of our chosen candidate, regardless of whether or not he is officially on the ballot.
We know that George Bush was God’s Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God’s candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God’s president for the last 8 years.
Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.” [Buffalo Pundit]
