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google analytics, part 2 May 19, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 10:52 pm

so every once in a while i like to check on my google analytics site-traffic-monitoring thingy. my favorite part is where it shows what keywords people searched to have the misfortune of finding my blog instead of what they were looking for. i thought you might enjoy them too:

  • rotting smell from dishwasher
  • “french lumberjack”
  • “nate grill”
  • cherry cola 90’s cd
  • cowboys of moo masa

i think my favorite is the “rotting smell from dishwasher” one. because that is they type of searches i do. i google everything and anything.. with mixed results. i like to type in long phrases and questions because i imagine that there are millions of tiny people in a warehouse who work for google who get my question and then frantically search for the answer so that i get my results in …0.00002 seconds.

a few of my own searches from last week, because why not attract more stray traffic from the bustling information super highway?

  • “high crime” areas in albany, ny
  • get rid of static cling
  • QOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN (i think this was stella’s doing)
  • the end of the world
  • vespa girl
  • why do i like photos so much?
  • substitute for lime peel
  • internet marriage certificate
 

that’s levitation, holmes May 17, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 2:49 pm

they call me levicait.

its not that hard

[inspired by this post - clearly their quality and composition is much better]

 

May 16, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 12:19 pm

only so much unpacking can happen before wine gets brought in.

what? it’s after 1pm.

 

i did it! May 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 9:55 pm

i graduated! took long enough (five years), but i finished two degrees, neither of which were my original major, so i’m happy :)

i will blame the lack of posting on graduation shenanigans and just post a bunch of pictures cause that’s easier to do..

nate’s graduation (school of biomedical sciences):
president simpson

posing:
P5080138_2

they had a giant screen for my graduation because it was in the big gym. so this is hohl on the screen (all the way on the left):
hohl on the big screen

and this is me on the screen:
graduated!

immediately after the THREE HOUR BORING CEREMONY:
in the crowd

who could refuse a photo op by the lilacs?
lilacs & hohl

it was windy
hold onto your hat!

i’m just posting this so you can see my dress:
de-robed

that is all.

 

flash mobs May 2, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 2:41 pm

today i learned about flash mobs.

 

this is why i’m hot, part 2 May 2, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 12:42 pm

ok because i don’t think anyone understood the meaning of my post the other day, i present you:

STELLA: I’M HOT CAUSE I’M SPINNIN’
a music video clip type thing