Intestinal Drooping Emergency Support March 19, 2007
so i found out that i can post pictures from my phone just by texting go@blogger.com. how awesome is that? so you can look forward to seeing many more crappy pictures from me. until i get the bill and find out i’m being charged $10 per posting. i should read the fine print. but who does that?
so its march* and spring break is over and i’m miserable to be going back to school.
at the same time, i don’t want to graduate.
basically, all i want to do is live on campus and not go to class forever. and ever.
*i googled “define: ides” because isn’t there a saying about the ‘ides of march’? google tells me that ides means the 13th or 15th of the month and that march was considered a “perilous month for caesar”**. so i guess we’re past the ides. ides also means “illinois department of employment security”, and international disaster emergency service. i consider march to be a perilous month for me as well.
** i used to have two hermit crabs, named caesar and brutus (we were learning about Shakespeare in English, ok?) and i guess they really aren’t meant to live together (hence the hermit) because caesar ate brutus. which i thought was ironic.
peanut-butter stirring manager. March 14, 2007
i found this cool (well cool in the way that accountants say cool) prioritizer thingy on CNN Money.com. its supposed to be for your financial goals, but you can use it to prioritize any tough decisions, such as ‘what should i do with my life’, ‘what should i have for dinner’ or ‘which boyfriend should i go out with tonight’. here are my results:
| 1. | Build homes | 100 |
| 2. | Take trip to the moon | 88.9 |
| 3. | Be an accountant | 77.8 |
| 4. | Walk to California | 57.4 |
| 5. | Grow garlic for a living | 53.7 |
| 6. | Join the circus | 44.4 |
| 7. | Become a truck driver | 33.3 |
| 8. | Work in a peanut-butter plant | 22.2 |
| 9. | Go on vacation, but not be able to come back ever | 13 |
| 10. | Become an orthodontist | 9.3 |
so obviously, going to orthodontic school is my lowest priority. duh.
i just like the word grapple March 5, 2007
so yeah.. the re-arranging of letters (aka: anagram madness) returns:
finished product!! i USED ALL THE LETTERS!! so what if it makes no sense and involves HIV humor. so what if i could technically add letters and no one would know.






