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March 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 11:06 am

I don't know if i've ever mentioned nate and my alarm setting procedure. Here are three out of the FIVE alarms that are set each night.

 

March 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 11:06 am

I don't know if i've ever mentioned nate and my alarm setting procedure. Here are three out of the FIVE alarms that are set each night.

 

I don’t know if i’ve ever mentioned nate and my al… March 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 11:06 am

I don't know if i've ever mentioned nate and my alarm setting procedure. Here are three out of the FIVE alarms that are set each night.

 

Intestinal Drooping Emergency Support March 19, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 11:22 am

so i found out that i can post pictures from my phone just by texting go@blogger.com. how awesome is that? so you can look forward to seeing many more crappy pictures from me. until i get the bill and find out i’m being charged $10 per posting. i should read the fine print. but who does that?

so its march* and spring break is over and i’m miserable to be going back to school. :(

at the same time, i don’t want to graduate.

basically, all i want to do is live on campus and not go to class forever. and ever.

*i googled “define: ides” because isn’t there a saying about the ‘ides of march’? google tells me that ides means the 13th or 15th of the month and that march was considered a “perilous month for caesar”**. so i guess we’re past the ides. ides also means “illinois department of employment security”, and international disaster emergency service. i consider march to be a perilous month for me as well.

** i used to have two hermit crabs, named caesar and brutus (we were learning about Shakespeare in English, ok?) and i guess they really aren’t meant to live together (hence the hermit) because caesar ate brutus. which i thought was ironic.

 

odd jobs indeed March 19, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 11:17 am

BJ’s odd jobs? and can i also note that it says “24 hour service” on the bottom?

 

peanut-butter stirring manager. March 14, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 3:20 pm

i found this cool (well cool in the way that accountants say cool) prioritizer thingy on CNN Money.com. its supposed to be for your financial goals, but you can use it to prioritize any tough decisions, such as ‘what should i do with my life’, ‘what should i have for dinner’ or ‘which boyfriend should i go out with tonight’. here are my results:

1. Build homes 100
2. Take trip to the moon 88.9
3. Be an accountant 77.8
4. Walk to California 57.4
5. Grow garlic for a living 53.7
6. Join the circus 44.4
7. Become a truck driver 33.3
8. Work in a peanut-butter plant 22.2
9. Go on vacation, but not be able to come back ever 13
10. Become an orthodontist 9.3

so obviously, going to orthodontic school is my lowest priority. duh.

 

what i will be studying over spring break March 9, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 10:37 pm
 

i just like the word grapple March 5, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 12:59 pm

so yeah.. the re-arranging of letters (aka: anagram madness) returns:

step #1: short statement
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step #2: add another word
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step #3: small modification
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step #4: almost there!
almost done!

finished product!! i USED ALL THE LETTERS!! so what if it makes no sense and involves HIV humor. so what if i could technically add letters and no one would know.
and again...

 

my tuition put to good use March 2, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — smartestcookie @ 3:18 pm

welcome to kinesiology class.