my favorite description of eggnog: ‘it has the consistency of semen laced with pancake batter’
happy holidays
college IS a time for learning November 14, 2006
today sara, mov and i learned, courtesy of sara’s dad:
- when cows have babies, they do not “poop them out”
- cows have two holes
- when being artificially inseminated, the inseminator puts his arm down the “right hole”, but the other hole is sometimes used to guide it
thanks george.
reason why i love nate #148 November 10, 2006
N – suddenly sits straight up in bed as if something has alarmed him
C – what’s wrong? what are you doing?
N – i was looking for fake Batman.
C – oh yea?
N – yea.. i told him to lay off.
immediately falls back to sleep
swamped November 10, 2006
i really am still alive*. just busy. i guess to graduate i am going to have to apply myself. what nonsense.
* and since there are all of.. three, no four maybe? people who read this on a consistent basis, my telling you that i’m alive is pretty redundent because i either see you or make some kind of communication during the week. so sorry for the redundency. maybe its a positive reinforcement of my aliveness. maybe its just annoying. whatever. wow. my side note is actually longer than the actual post.
