i thought that the last post needed to be updated some.. more like i needed to explain my use of “weiner-jew”. although the explanation of it is kind of worse than using it i think.
well nate and i were either watching “ashley parker angel” (or whatever that pathetic show of that kid who was in o-town–nate knows all the lyrics i might add) OR “meet the barkers” on mtv late one night. i think jeremy was there too, but anyone with jewbs kind of blend into the background. i think it was meet the barkers.
in any case, the bitchy woman in the show (both of them were pregnant – coincidence? is mr. barker getting around? cause someone with the names ashley AND angel cannot own a penis.) was making plans for a surprise party for her significant other* (now i’m pretty sure it was ashley parker fker show cause they were all like “ohh his favorite colors are red and black–let’s decorate” and anyone who was in blink-182 is too cool to have favorite colors) and (can you follow this horribly constructed run-on sentence?!) was calling people to invite and she was calling one person:
“so, like, you’ll be here at seven, cause we’re totally having like the cutest party ever. i know ashley will be so happy to see you here since you two were in the band and now he has a tv show and you don’t but its ok that you’re even lower than some guy named ash–whaaaa? you’re not coming? whyyyyyy! but he’ll be soooo upset! hey! hello? weiner.
jew.”
ok so that was a long story and it would’ve been much better short. just like all of my sentences. i suck.
*does anyone remember sig figs? ooh or “mole day”?! yay for high school** chemistry.
**although now i’ve offended those college students who still have to use sig figs. bahahaha stupid real major-ed people. can you imagine dancers needed to use sig figs? “heya sue, i would say that your turn sequence needs to be rounded up to about 20.” ok i can’t even make up a funny analogy so pretend that i did. stupid chemists.
